Sirimalli Creative World

hey my new blog is

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my new blog isssss am updatng in that blog i left this blog frndssssssssssssssssssss

www.sirimalliworld.blogspot.com and my 2nd blog is

www.sirisha1008.blog.co.in

vst now and leav ur commntssss

clock for u my friends

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online tv for free

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World's best sardar jokes

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World's best sardar jokes

* Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

* Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

World's Best sardar jokes

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World's Best sardar jokes

* Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining.

Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

* Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

* Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

World's Best Success sms and wall papers

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Welcome to my successful world friends

A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers
2 Collect Just 500 Mg Of Honey.
Our Workload Is Nothing Compared To Them.
Keep Working Hard N Be Successful…

world's 5 best friendship wall papers

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* Only for u

A BEAUTIFUL FRNDSHIP POEM : ..

----

Are we frnds

or Are we not?

You told me once,but i forgot.

So tell me now

And tell me true,

so i can say,

I am here for U.

Of all the frnds

I hav evr met,

u r the one

I'll nevr forget.

And if i die..

before you do,

I'll go to heaven

AND wait for U!

world's best quotes

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BEST QUOTES:

* A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

—Baltasar Gracian

* Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
-Basho

* Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny

—Lao-Tze

Best and small jokes

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World's best jokes:

* Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

* Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar : The future tense is "u will go to jail".

* Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

world's best quotes

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Best quotes:

* You can do anything, but not everything.

-David Allen

* Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

* The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

-Unknown Author

* You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

-Wayne Gretzky

* You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

-Gandhi

* When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.

-Lin-Chi

* The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

-A. A. Milne

* To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
-Abraham Maslow

* We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

-Aristotle

sardar best jokes

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Welcome to my smile world:

* One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…

After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…”

* Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 25 minutes….

“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.

Welcome to my world friends

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Siri vengalappa jokes:

Online marriage!!!

* Vengalappa: He has online friend.

Girl : I love you vengalappa she said to him. she asked do you love me?

Vengalappa: yeah dear. I to love you.

Girl : Thanku so muchh dear. When you will marry me?

Vengalappa: On tomorrow chatting dear.

Girl : Got much angry and said good bye to him...

www.venginaturephotos.blogspot.com

* Vengalappa: He is a Photographer. He has created a blog and updated the

photos in his blog www.venginaturephotos.blogspot.com.

Paper Adv : He gave paper Adv, Tv Ad about his blog and to visit it. Ad is to

visit his blog and to enjoy his photography.

Public : Who has interest about nature photography has visited

Vengalappa blog and laughed for a long time. later, daily visitors to his blog are

increased. Visitors are about lakhs of people.

Whyyyy : Because he has updated the nature photos which are taken by him.

Examples of his photos are: For a tree, he has taken leaf as a nature photo and

for Water falls, He has taken rock as a nature photo.

One thousand rupee!!!

* Vengalappa: He did BE in 2007 with an aggregate of 80%.His father is a famous

Businessman. He is one of the Richest man.

Vengalappa: He has no interest to do job.

Vengalappa dad: How many you sit at home stupid fellow. Go outside and do

job atleast for 1000 rupee.

Vengalappa : Went to an interview.

HR : He asked some questions about subjects and vengalappa

answered to them excellently.

HR : Congrats!!! you got job. You are selected.

Vengalappa : Thankyou sir.

HR : How much salary you are expecting for this software job

Mr.Vengalappa?

Vengalappa: 1000 rupee sir.

Why because: His father said to get a job for atleast 1000 rupee.

Always keep smiling my friends...

By

Sirisha.

increased

Siri vengalappa jokes

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Siri vengalappa jokes:

I can tell sir!!!

* Vengalappa: He has been going to spoken English classes since 3 months.
Trainee : Today all students want to tell their SD. come on one by one to the stage. Who will start first?
Vengalappa: I can tell sir.
Trainee : very nice. come on.
Vengalappa: Good morning everybody! I am vengalappa. thank you.
Traninee : Continue vengalappa.
Vengalappa: sorry sir! I already told my self details. How many times i need to tell sir?

My hobbies!!!

* Vengalappa: He did degree,BSA . He went to sales executive interview.
HR : Hello Mr.Vengalappa! what are your hobbies?
Vengalappa: Listening to music, reading comedy books and not interested to talk more sir.

Always keep smiling...

By
Sirisha

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Welcome to siri creative world:

Siri vengalappa jokes:

Software company!!!

* Vengalappa: He went to attend an interview.
HR : What is your name?
Vengalappa: Vengalappa sir.
HR : Good! Tell me about this company in one sentence.
Vengalappa: This is software company!

I don't know!!!

* ELe news :Hello sir! To whom you will vote sir?
Vengalappa: No one.
ELe news : Is it sir? you have to vote. it s our response as a citizen sir.tell me the reason sir.
Vengalappa : Why because i do not know how to vote!!

Always keep smiling...

Siri quotations:

Friendship quotation:

* "In my friendship book, only one word(your name) has written to read. why because it has space only to write about a real friend".

Success quotation:

* In a success book, first word starts with hard work".

Love quotation:

* "In my heart garden, you appears like a flower".
By
Sirisha