Sirimalli Creative World

BEST Q UOTES: * A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. —Baltasar Gracian * Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. -Basho * Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become ch aracter. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny —Lao-Tze

World's best jokes: * Sardar- why r all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? * Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar : The future tense is "u will go to jail". * Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Best quotes: * You can do anything, but not everything. -David Allen * Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry * The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. -Unknown Author * You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. -Wayne Gretzky * You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -Gandhi * When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. -Lin-Chi * The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. -A. A. Milne * To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. -Abraham Maslow * We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. -Aristotle

Welcome to my smile world: * One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis. Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand… After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…” * Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes…. “What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.” “I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.