Best and small jokes

World's best jokes:

* Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

* Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar : The future tense is "u will go to jail".

* Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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nani said…
bavunnai sardar jokess
June 30, 2009 at 7:37 AM
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